Reviewing Shop Ditto and my giant scar...

Sunglasses... I LOVE SUNGLASSES. I have a dish in my entryway filled with them. I wear them all. But this is an expensive habit, and so I did a dance of joy when I learned about Shop Ditto Endless . It's like Rent the Runway + Netlfix but for SUNGLASSES. It's like Netflix in that you can switch or keep the pair as often as you want, for as long as you want. It's like RTR in that you get access to some deluxe, designer, fashion shades.

Super easy process order a new "rental" pair and then when you get your new ones to send them back in that box. You always have a pair of amazing designer glasses! These are some seriously dope Karen Walker Glasses. At only $19/month it's cheaper than buying a pair of these glasses, and they send you a fresh microfiber cloth every month (I use those things for everything.) 

If you find one you love and can't live without,  you can buy them! *here's $50 off*

Dress by The Reformation (Malia dress in Dahlia) | Thin Strap Pouch Bag (sim) | Bandana (tied on bag $5) | Thin Cuff Bracelet ($24 on Etsy, 14k fill, so thin and delicate but also substantial, strongly recommend) | Adidas Sandals | Janessa Leone Hat

**Note: That's not my nipple, that's my scar which is currently stretched out pretty wide along my chest.  I can longer afford to be even remotely self conscious about my scar because it's too hot for that and I live in SF and don't have enough clothes for this. Oh hey global climate change - can you give me a break here? I am dying to wear a freaking baggy sweater.








DIY Golden Goose Distressed Sneakers




Photos from Sincerely Jules 

A recent bout of insomnia got me obsessed with these sneakers on Sincerely Jules. I've never liked the super clean sneaker look (child of grunge right here) and I was like YASSS this is something I can get into, where can I find them? 

The answer is Barney's and.... $600?!? No freaking way. For shoes that are already destroyed? This must be how practical people feel about buying pre-ripped designer jeans. 

In a fit of pique I dive deep into the land of destroyed $600 sneakers: 




So then I'm like, whatever I'm a genius, this is so reminiscent of my childhood I know these sneakers have been cool before. So I spend 3 hours on eBay and etsy looking for vintage versions. I try every keyword combo I can think of: white leather 80s 90s sneaker, skate shoe tennis shoe ... Anything  that is remotely like I'm looking for. A few pristine shoes for $100+ but I'm like, NOT THE POINT. Reigning theory is that in the 80s and 90s when your shoes look like this you throw them away. Moral of the story, never throw anything away. 

Fine, I love a good challenge. Spent another two hours looking for the perfect new pair of sneakers to distress myself. Decided on the Adidas Neo Raleigh Mid Top Shoesbecause they were the closest match in shape, lack of logos, color etc. I figure two beach walks with Fenway should do the trick but just in case I got some shoe wax and my paint brushes. Stay  tuned for more details coming soon. And if you have any tips he internet is bone dry so hit me up! 

Prediction... Bandanas are about to be SUPER in






Don't trust me?
Here's one from ShopBop:


Vanessa Mooney Bandana 


Revolve:


Maison Scotch Bandana Scarf 


Obviously I'm calling it that the Man Repeller gave birth to this trend:

{photo from Man Repeller}


ROLE MODEL


Not feeling the oversized/tricked out versions? Fear not you can also get the classic red, black, blue  bandanas already "worn in" on UO.




My Father the Hero is the Most Fashionable Movie of 2015

Is this Cara Delevingne's latest vacay insta post? Nope! That's Heigl as a wee babe


Hear me out. This proclamation may be shocking for those of you who have actually seen this ultimately heartwarming, but incredibly cheesy teen comedy from 1994. It stars  and a very, very young Katherine Heigl. When I saw the movie browsing on Netflix I turned my phone off so I could watch it without distraction. I had it on VHS tape in middle school and watched it on repeat until the film melted. (OR my mom lit it on fire, TBD...) This is one of my favorite teen movies of all time.  

The whole entirety of the story is given away in the film description so I don't feel bad telling you that My Father the Hero is the story of a teenage girl who pretends her father is her lover. This brilliant plan is all to get the attention of a cute boy in a resort in the caribbean. Said boy calls her "kid" and "girl" for a few scenes* thereby inciting the kind of duplicity and emotional fireworks only someone who has been a teenage girl could possibly understand.  Or maybe just a compulsive liar. 

Nicole (Niki) ultimately woos her potential paramore Ben, mostly by looking amazing at all times while using her most grown up voice to remind him that "Seriously, you are such a child." 

Somehow, despite all that AND a heavy dose of slapstick, I still can't help loving this movie. *Point of fact, he's only 17 to her "14 and a half" so who's he calling kid??

Sometimes your favorite childhood movies are best left in the past. Watching them again, grown up, can take away the magic, that suspension of disbelief that is much easier when you are young. However, my fears were for naught. I loved it.  I couldn't take my eyes of the clothes. They are perfection. Not 1994 perfect - now perfect. This movie is like giving The Reformation website a plot line.  I thought Nicole (Niki) was so ridiculously cool back then... but watching it 20 years later (OMG I'm SO OLD) I still think "This is what cool girls look like."

And it may be true - could Niki (Nicole) be the teen role model for the 30 somethings now running the fashion world? Food for thought right there. But I digress...

Unable to help myself as this sartorial enchantment unfolded, I began a campaign to screenshot every look. Once documented the looks needed to be recreated, searching deep into my mental archives (where I keep a running stock list for what Revolve, Nastygal, Shopbop and ASOS have on site) against an aspiration to be as frugal as possible. 

A labor of love, I tried my best to get as close as possible to the looks in every way and without getting spendy. I'm still not satisfied with the 90s ingenue dress after extensive searching (I want the neckline! The buttons! Those perfect little cap sleeves! And a black with tiny tiny florals... is that too much to ask??) but I decided that this dress at least captures the right overall gestalt. If you have suggestions or additions let me know! 

Without further ado, behold - 10 looks that provide evidential proof that My Father the Hero is the greatest fashion movie of 2015. 




1: The White Scoop Neck Backless Cheeky Tank Suit 

 



The White Scoop Neck Backless Cheeky Tank Suit 




2. The Half Bun  + Blue Chino Shorts (rolled up) + Brown Braided Belt

paired with the scoop tank suit....






 The Half Bun  + Blue Chino Shorts (rolled up) + Brown Braided Belt





3. Halter Tie Backless Crepe Mini Dress + Ankle Wrap Pointed Toe Mini Heel










Halter Backless Crepe Shift Dress + Ankle Wrap Pointed Toe Mini Heel


4. Striped 3/4 Sleeve Top + White Bikini Bottom 










Striped 3/4 Sleeve Top + White Bikini Bottom 


5. Crop Top + Wide Leg Pants Matching Set 











Crop Top + Wide Leg Pants Matching Set 


6. White High Waisted Cutoffs + Black Braided Belt + Check Print Scoop Back Swimsuit

















White High Waisted Cutoffs + Black Braided Belt + Check Print Scoop Back Swimsuit


7. Floral Soft Shorts  + Basic Tank + Heart Necklace











Floral Soft Shorts  + Classic Tank + Heart Necklace


8. Swapping the shorts for a floral maxi skirt  and braided rope sandals  takes that basic tank + brown braided belt from day to night








Adding in a floral maxi skirt  and braided rope sandals to that basic tank + brown braided belt



9. Tied Up Short Sleeve Poplin Shirt  + Boho Satchel Bag









Long Sleeve Peasant Blouse 




Long Sleeve Peasant Blouse 


10: The 90's Ingenue Dress











The 90's Ingenue Dress

If what you're desperate for is her dewy, no make-up looking perfection check out my post on Glossier


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