Anyways, throw a choker on it. Trust me - it's lazy fashion but it works.
Here you see me with greasy pulled back hair, almost no makeup, what is essentially slippers and a Canadian tuxedo but the addition of the magical neck thing makes it into an outfit. Like my laziness is actually that elusive IDGAF attitude I am always trying to cultivate (oh, I see the irony there, trust me.)
This particular choker is amber acrylic and from my favorite boutique in Chicago. It can be worn forward as shown, or backward for a cool open prong khaleesi/xena warrior princess-eque vibe. It's not so precious that I am scared to damage it or break it, but unique enough to be an eye-catching statement. I will most likely lose/break/get sick of it by the time this choker thing has worn itself out again, as trends ultimately do, but for now it just magically pulls it all together.
Such is the power of throwing a choker on it. The end.***
**Since I wear shoes out, I feel totally justified in updating them each season - the cost per wear usually pans out and having whatever the "it" shoe is allows me to do things like wear the same chambray, ripped to shreds shirt for half a decade and still feel relevant.
***What do you think is lazier - this blog post or the formula? Tough call right.